The Neighborhood Enforcer

Major John, 71, is a retired law enforcement officer who keeps close watch on our neighborhood.

He demands protection money each time he sees me, but relents when I explain how I’m struggling to put food on the table while trying to convince Hollywood I’m the next Martin Scorsese.

I recorded this recent impromptu conversation with Major John outdoors on a cell phone. I apologize in advance for the random street noise that renders some of the audio a bit problematic.

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